Total Medals Earned: 573 (From 146 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,945 Points
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/110 points)
Hit 5 crows
Hit 5 balloons
Fly to the cosmic garbage
Fly to the balloon
Fly to the UFO
49 Day Ago
Fly to the Moon
Hit 5 satellites
Use 5 accelerators during one flight
Collect 5 jerrycans during one flight
Fly to the helicopter
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/215 points)
Bag one grocery
Have $10,000 on you at any given time
Get all of the collectable hats
Buy everything from your local market
Get to level 100
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
beat the game.
???
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/420 points)
Your First Death. Lol!
Collide with a Wall or the Drill Bee
Play for the First Time
Don't Throw Da Bombs!
Kill a Drill Bee with the invincible Power-Up
Collect 10 Power-Ups in One Game
Earn 10,000 Points
Survive for 2 Minutes!
Earn 30,000 Points!
Survive for 4 Minutes!
Survive for 6 Minutes!
Earn 50,00 Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/270 points)
1 Easy Score
1 Hard Score
5 Easy Score
10 Easy Score
5 Hard Score
10 Hard Score
25 Easy Score
25 Hard Score
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/490 points)
Play the game
Detonate your first bomb
Reload for the first time!
Get a high score of at least 500 points
Get a high score of at least 2000
Get a high score of at least 1500
Complete all missions
Get a high score of at least 1000
Medals Earned: 9/9 (220/220 points)
Click the book.
Buy the cherry.
Buy the diamond.
Buy the ball.
Buy the gift.
Buy the plant.
Gets 90 points.
Buy the crown.
Gets 500 points.
